You don’t have the facial gravitas for a beard

Dan Egan in Veep 3x08 “Debate”

You shouldn’t tweet your location to someone who wants to kill you, Jonah. […] You know what? I swear to God, I’m gonna rip your guts out through your tiny, shriveled, little chihuahua cock!

"Dan, you’re like the closest person I’ve ever met to the guy in America Psycho. And I think you might think that that’s a compliment, but that’s just because a part of your brain is missing.” 

skooth:

do you remember when four different bands combined their powers to create a song about the movie “snakes on a plane”

(via filthymitts)

asker

Anonymous asked: please make Dr. Bones, MD a saga. please.

captioningcrusader:

spectre79:

captioningcrusader:

done and done

My favorite proverb!

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